"I was expecting you togive him a cheerleader costume or something." Oh no," the Old Man chuckled. "My last one was ruined at the last partyI rented i... out to and I haven't gotten a replacement yet." But still," Edgar added, "I thought you were going to give him a screwedup costume or something."The Old Man shook his head. "I do not deal in faulty merchandise. If hedoesn't read the label as I instructed him, then it is not myresponsibility."Edgar stared at the Old Man for a moment in surprise.. You’ll just be sitting and the urge to jerk off overwhelms you, every day, multiple times a day. It would be ok if it wasn’t for the huge mess it leaves behind. Or having to hide my cock whenever it acts up.Amber: You don’t have a girlfriend do you? I bet she would love that!Kate: No, no girlfriend. I don’t think anyone but maybe like five porn stars could handle that.Amber: Are there any porn stars that you have a crush on?Kate: Amber, come on, they’re porn stars, they’re fine as hell.Amber:. We’ll be able to do some planning. We should be able to move what little stuff we have within a week or two and live there permanently.”“Our first real home together. Neither of us have had a home for years, have we?”“My thoughts exactly.” I left Berta there and went over to one of the bars and ordered a case of whisky. It was to be delivered to the freight yard during the wedding. I asked if they had a bottle of champagne. I was told no. I discovered there was none in town so I had to settle. She had me strip naked in the bathroom, and she pulled me into the shower. Once there, she spread some cream on my legs, arms, underarms and chest ... Pretty much all over my body with the exception of my crotch area. The areas the cream was applied to seemed to burn for a couple minutes, and when V rinsed the cream off, I was hairless. She then took a razor and trimmed my pubic area until only a small triangle of hair remained. She then informed me that if I wanted to stay in her house, I.