Women are fixing us up so that she doesn't have a slovenly male making the living room look shabby. Women are making a statement when they make their ...rand entrance with permed, colored, layered hair displaying elegantly manicured and painted nails, and exquisitely applied make-up. Shape up, boys!Having made the decision to get my chest waxed, the first obstacle to overcome was: where the heck do you go to get your chest waxed?I asked my hair stylist. He thought about it for a couple of. He raged at Dee that he saw strange tire tracks in the dirt driveway. That argument escalated into a shouting and screaming match until Dee, frightened and humiliated beyond reason, grabbed her .22 rifle from the bedroom and chased Alex Sr. from the house, firing shots at his fleeing heels. He sped away in the family car and did not return until the next morning, hat in hand. That was another family "legend" -- the night Dee shot the heels from Alex Sr's boots.It was a perverse jealousy, for. I stopped at my pal Ray's house overnight, kipping on the sofa, telling his wife Marie that Mandy was working nights again (well, in a way I suppose she was!) and that I wanted to have a 'skinful' at the club and not have to drive home.During my evening at the club Mandy rang me and, from her giggles and squeals of delight, I could tell she was a bit tipsy and that Felix was giving her some close attention. Then she said she was waving to me on the camera. I told her I couldn’t see her because. "I think the Mary Jane shoes will look goodwith the dress, dear."The next day was his birthday and the dinning room was covered in pinkstreamers and Barbie and balloons that read, "IT'S A GIRL" on it."What to you think of the name Janice?" I like it," Jason said as he sat in his new dress and shoes while hislegs were covered in white tights. Amy nodded and would get the paperworks to legally change Jason's name as soon as possible."You're not going to change your mind about being my daughter.