"Well, Harriet, I've been around you enough now to know that there's no point in my resisting what you want. Sure, I'll be thrilled to get you knocked...up. Are you ready?" A.J. Chegwidden asked as he stood from his desk and walked towards Harriet."Oh thank you, A.J. I've got one other request. Would you power-fuck me doggy style and do me right over there on your sexy big leather couch? I love that couch, and I love being taken from behind doggy style. Bud can't really fuck me very good anymore. She then asked me how I got her passport. I again simply said "Janet can be quite devious when she tries." Then she asked "You said a little boat ride?" I confessed "OK, so I fibbed a little." Welcome aboard Mrs. Thomas." This time she nearly collapsed and I had to hold her up. She then said "But I haven't got anything to wear." I said "Janet and Kimberly make quite a team sneaking around your house like they did. Your clothes and goodies are all packed in your bags on the cart." Oh, Greg," she. ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.2. Do not allow the dog to eat from the table ... no matter how good his manners are.PERSONAL H YGIENE1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.2. Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days. However, if you live alone, deodorant is a waste of good money.3. Dirt and grease under the fingernails is. "What are you doing," I asked."I wanna have sex with my fiancé and aunt," Judy replied."You still wanna continue a sexual relationship with me," Connie asked."Well yes, at least until you give birth. He can't get you pregnant, when your pregnant," Judy replied."I won't argue that," Connie said as she leaned in and kissed Judy passionately."I love you Judy, your the best niece a woman could ask for," Connie said."And me," I asked."Your the best nephew too," Connie replied.Then I started kissing.