He replied “done”! Thursday came and Ham was due at 9am. Everyone had left so early that they didn't fuck Paula. Jim woke and fucked Paula 3 time..., they showered and she dressed in a frumpy, button down the front house robe. Underneath, loose fitting plain white full size panties. She was playing the morning mom perfectly. Jim was playing half sick with sinus allergies. Ham arrived. Paula let Ham in saying that Jim was sick. Ham looked into gaps between her buttons as she held the door. He. I was getting mad. How dare this old bitch laugh at me! She was the one who had just cum in her panty while sitting in my car. She was getting hysterical with her laughter. Since I couldn’t slap her, I did the next best thing. Reaching across the seat, I shoved my hand between her thighs. Mrs. Stoneman’s legs were open enough for my hand to reach all the way to her crotch. As soon as my fingers touched her panty she snapped her legs closed. Squeezing her eyes shut, her mouth flew open and she. Absolutely nothing about her stood out and she was the one I wanted. As soon as I turned my head, I was approached by a young man in a baseball hat and a polo. Frat boy. I thought disdainfully. Hey, uh, can I buy you a drink? he asked eagerly, wiping his sweaty palms on his shorts as he did so. I have one, thanks., I responded icily. If he ruined my plans for the night, I would rip out his heart and feed it to the goddess Leinth myself. He obviously picked up on the impatience in my voice and. I didn’t mean to say it out loud. It just came out. “How’s your dick?” Oh shit. He looked shocked. I let go of his feet and I got up and sat next to him on the sofa. “Sorry. I…er…oh fuck.” “How’s my dick?” “Forget I said it. I just say things and I don’t mean to say ‘em. I think I’ve got Tourettes or something.” “How’s my fucking dick?” “Do you want a nice hot cuppa tea? Or coffee?” He smiled. “My dick’s all right thanks.” “Right. I’ll…I’ll go and make that cup of tea then, shall I?” “But my.