I guess I was preoccupied. “Go get them.” she said. I went into the bedroom, grabbing the panties from the bag on the dresser. When I got back to ...he couch, there was another text, “Put them on.” I was hesitant at first, looking around and wondering if she was watching or if anyone could see me, but then dropped my shorts and stepped into the panties, pulling them up. They were very sexy looking and hugged my ass perfectly. I felt the lace around my legs softly turn into the silky material. She was hoping to be a model for me, I don’t know what Chris told her, but I don’t do, and never did, “trade” work.”We finished our third drink and Mel actually got me up on the dance floor for a rendition of “Walking On Sunshine” and if Piper Lee was watching she was arranging to kick my ass, as it took 5 years with her to get me to dance in public. The next song was a sort of rock version of “The Way You Look Tonight”, but it was tasteful and quite danceable for a couple who wanted to hold. Confusingly, Alex said that he enjoys watching gay porn but only if it involves speedos and admits to reading my blog religiously and evening joining this site once a few years ago.Now it was time for me to turn up the heat.“If you ever wanted a guy/guy speedo experience then this is a pretty perfect scenario……”Alex looked a little unsure and I was getting a serious stirring in my jeans (with a black Arena speedo under them).“How about we get down to our speedos, you sit on the couch and let me. You didn't leave me very much time to accumulate all of the things you wanted. I'm going to have trouble getting it out of here." I thought to myself, is she stealing the stuff? Damn, she's got big ones! Just another trump card if I need it. I said, "I don't want to hear your problems, bitch. Just get your ass in gear. I'm waiting to give you directions. Are you ready to take them down?" "Yes." "Yes, what?" giving her a taste of medicine. "Yes, Sir, " she said rather snottily. "I don't see.