But you know that that is not what you came to do, and after a brief pause you open your mouth and bite down. Hard. I gasp and then moan, my hips undu...ating just a little as my own arousal rises. You smile inwardly, naughtily to yourself as you stretch the skin painfully away from my body, knowing that you are driving me sexually mad. You happily see my hands clenching the bed sheets, just as you had done in the throes of arousal, relishing the fact that that it is all because of you. You. I mean, geez, have you ever been to anyone else’s house where you see ‘private time’ notes on the patio doors because someone is out there masturbating?”“I guess, so Gillie” Jason said. “But she really doesn’t need to send pictures, does she?”Maybe I should explain. Jason and I are friends that grew up together. He’s about seven months younger than I am. Both of our parents were pretty open when it comes to a lot of things. They’re nudists, and they raised us as nudists, and at our houses you. Now I was trying desperately to connect to the lives all around me, their meaning and spark.She came out of the elevator lugging a suitcase, with a briefcase and a laptop slung somewhat precariously over her shoulder. Even from fifty feet away I could tell the Logan airport tags on her luggage. Her business-like silk dress and her demeanor narrowed her professional options significantly. The tired dignity with which she carried herself spoke volumes about her ability and her strength. This was. 25. Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were 7th cousins.26. If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.Now, scroll down for the answersThey are all TRUE! Now go back and think about 16!THE BLONDE WHO MARRIED A CATHOLICOn their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find her new Catholic husband had settled down on the couch.When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to.