Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.Chocolate is God’s way of telling us he likes us a little bit chubby.It’s pr...bably my age that tricks people into thinking I’m an adult.Marriage Counselor: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true?Him: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.Never sing in the shower! Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping, and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked. So, remember ... Don’t sing!My wife asked. We both laughed but at the same time, there seemed to be a little nervous laughter as well. I told him that he was now the first guy to ever touch my dick and then I laughed.I sat there a few more minutes sucking down more beer and he came back over to me. He was now even closer to my cock and that's when I just blurted out for him to go ahead and suck it..I was k**ding of course but secretly wanted him too. I got a big surprise when he got closer, opened his mouth and started sucking on it! I. One day i came to know that my parents where going ut of station for a month and may be even longer it was business come vacation for them they had everything fixed for my aunty if she had to deliver the baby i was to with her and there where other two maid servants in the house. My parents left the next day took her to her check up everything was great and she was due for her delivery in the next 25days or so.we came back but both other maid servants where not there any way aunty went to the. We fucked slowly for almost 5 minutes. Steady thrust of my dick deep into her and then she began to match my thrusts. Her tits were so perfect from my view. And she was working them like a pro.She started to push my cock deeper into her and I felt her cum on my cock. She stopped thrusting and held the entire shaft of my dick inside her love hole. My balls were ready to exposed and she didn’t care she just wanted to finish cumming on me before letting me cum in her. I was holding on as long as.