--I baked my own birthday cake, my father said it would help me become abetter cook.It was about 12 noon, my mother called me to my bedroom.For my bir...hday she dressed me in silky panties, I only had cotton onesbefore. She had me put on a pink and white little girl style partydress, a petticoat, white tights, mary jane shoes and pink ribbons in myhair. She did my makeup in light pink and then led me downstairs.When I walked in the livingroom I saw that the rest of the family wassitting down,. It was her fault. She just wouldn't listen to him. Nobody listened to him.His wife, Georgia, was laying on the floor, one eye swollen shut, whenVictor heard a voice say, "Don't seem you respect your marriage much."Victor turned on the voice, but saw nothing, until he heard, "Down here."Victor looked down and saw a two foot man, dressed all in green."Who are you?" he demanded."Patty, the leprechaun." Right. Leprechaun or not, no one insults me in my own home!"Victor advanced on Patty, but the. It’s not the sort of thing your training in manners prepares you for, if you think about it for a minute. How do you acknowledge your husband and an almost-stranger giving you smiling thumbs-ups, while you stand in front of them pretty much nude, with dog semen making snail trails down both thighs and the cloying taste of that same dog’s metallic cum lingering on your tongue? It’s something that Ann Landers never covered. So maybe I’m breaking new ground here.I held onto Ed’s shoulder as I. She and Tina quickly laced me intoit. At once it cut off my ability to take a deep breath, it narrowed my waist, and it squeezed my chest, creating theillusion of cleavage. Next came foam rubber false breasts, complete with a nipple, which they attached to me with some sort of adhesive. A lacy bra and a garter belt followed,and then they each rolled a nylon stocking up my legs. They put a pair of very high heels on me, and then they marchedme over to a coffee table full of make-up.They had.