. Sign in Psychiatrist's waiting room: You don't need to be insane to see me, but it does help.Sign in the local Optometrist's window: If you can read...this sign we don't need to make an appointment.What is the difference between a cop car and a pineapple?On a pineapple the pricks are on the outside.Mummy, mummy, where is daddy?Shut up and keep filling in the hole.This one is compliments of DennisMURPHY'S LAWS OF COMBATYou are not a supermanIf it's stupid, but works, it's not stupid.Don't look. His instincts told him to pull it further down. Before he could reach the fabric shot upwards and formed around his slight waist and massive chest. In moments he stood in a tight fitting spandex dress. He looked past his tits at his sagging socks.They too changed color. A tan shade came over them as the thick cotton grew thinner and began to snake up his calves. They had become nylon. Slowly they covered his small legs. The sensation was smooth and erotic as they encased his ass. His giggled a. When I turned around they looked away quickly, again Nick didn't. He got up from where he was sitting and walked over to the diving board, looking at me the whole time. He dived neatly with hardly any splash. When his head bobbed out of the water he shook his shaggy hair out of his eyes and looked at me again. I laid down on my towel and began to tan. Tyler came over and sat with me and we talked and did flirty things. I knew my friends were jealous. I loved making them jealous. When I. Yes?”After Dad answered in the affirmative, Rhee said, “Beth, I’m glad you asked, ‘cause I didn’t want to seem like a null. Heather, where do you learn all this stuff that you know?”Heather ducked her head into Dad’s chest. She took a couple of deep breaths, lifted her head, and responded. “Before you two plucked me out of the hoi polloi, I went to the library whenever I could get away from the house. I’ve literally spent 1000s of hours at various libraries. It was my escape and I read ....