"He's really good," Jenna said with a dismissive shrug. "I know what I like and I go after it." I'm happy for you." Thanks. What about you? Who are yo... seeing now?" Mia and I have been going out about two weeks but we're keeping it under wraps. Her friend Olivia broke up with her boyfriend a month ago and she still hasn't gotten over it so Mia doesn't want to flaunt that she has a boyfriend." A month! I would have dated and broken up with two boys by then!" she joked."Three!" I played along."So. She also had on her shortest miniskirt that she owned and mentioned that Old Navy had a new shipment of miniskirts in according to her friends. When I told her that I didnt know about a skirt she promised me that I would change my mind. That sure got me curious. We started out the front door and Stacey saw my wife getting out her keys. She shouted out that she wanted to take my car because it was cuter. My wife smiled at me and put her keys away. I opened the door on my side to let Stacey into. She is not ‘EASY’ - She is ‘HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.’3. She is not a ‘DUMB BLONDE’ - She is a ‘LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.’4. She has not ‘BEEN AROUND’ - She is a ‘PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.’5. She does not ‘NAG’ you - She becomes ‘VERBALLY REPETITIVE.’6. She is not a ‘TWO-BIT HOOKER’ - She is a ‘LOW COST PROVIDER.’HOW TO SPEAK ABOUTMENAND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:1. He does not have a ‘BEER GUT’ - He has developed a ‘LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.’2. He is not a ‘BAD. The fifty-five-year-old farmer had an iron-hard erection, such as he hadn’t enjoyed inyears.“Can’t quite figger what’s wrong,” he said huskily as he fiddled with the carburetor.The tips of his fingers curled around the left leg elastic of the woman’s flimsy briefs,and he stretched the elastic toward him, at the same time gliding his hand inside herpanties. He felt her soft and springy bottom, then let his fingers glide below herplump buttocks and into her hairy crotch. Her cunt lips were moist.