The tall Somali lady put her book into her bag, rubbed her hands together, donned her gloves and then got up. My eyes followed her as she made her way...to the central building, and disappeared inside. I smiled to myself as the bus drove on, and then I got off a few stops after the university campus. I got home at seven thirty that morning, and went straight to bed after kicking off my boots. Seriously, I just tossed off my security coat and collapsed in bed, still wearing my uniform shirt and. ... Got one come on we are going out Bro.. or should I saySis...." Where....?" A cross dressing boutique I've just found. I always wanted a sister to goshopping and dancing with....so what are we waiting for." We left the houseand half an hour later we were parked in a slightly dodgy part of Leeds... "So what's the plan" I asked somewhat apprehensively..."We need to get you some proper gear.... If you want to carry on.... Youcan't just keep stuffing socks down your bra....." Your bra. "I'm going to have Mrs. Morris sign the cards, and that will be all we need to put her on your accounts." He handed two cards and a pen to Maddy and she signed where he indicated. He then collected the cards and pen, shook hands with the four of us and left. As soon as he'd reclosed the door, Mrs. Stevens sighed."Pompous ass," she said. "Hi, I'm Connie Stevens — really. My parents loved "Hawaiian Eye" on the telly. Anyway, let me know who you folks are and we'll see what I can do for you."We. And she asked me if I really meant that about my sharing her with them? Now I’m not stupid, and know when you should be honest and when it is best to tell a little white lie.“Every guy wonders what it would be like to see his wife with another man. But that does not mean that any of them would ever allow that to happen. Me, I think I would be far too jealous to ever share you with someone else. So no, I was just humouring them and talking guy shit.”“Good answer,” says Sue, not looking that.