. I'll have Jerome bring you by later, so we can sit and talk. Enjoy the party." With that, she turned to her next guest, while a dozen heads turned t...ward me.I have never been able to hide. Even as a child, playing hide and seek, I was the one everyone found. Part of it was clumsiness. Part of it was being bigger than everyone else. While it occurred to me that a low profile might be helpful, I made no attempt to escape attention. Instead, I made sure my phone was recording, then pressed as much. "No, I can't pee on that beautiful carpet - I'd rather drink the pee myself," she said from under the skirt. Spencer lifted her skirt so that he saw her face. "That old rug?" he said, "Never mind that. It will soon be disposed of anyway," ha added but thought, I can hide it and take it out on special occasions to revive the smell of her pee. "I could pee in my skirt," she said, "Then there wouldn't be so much pee on the carpet". "That was a good idea," he said. Then he thought for a while. "Did. My adoptive mother had a bad time giving birth to her daughter and was totally unable to have any more c***dren. She had always wanted two c***dren so she and 'dad' opted for adoption and were successful. Before her marriage she had been a nurse and that helped her to get jobs as a nanny for the c***dren of wealthy families, but that meant living, and if required, travelling, with the families which meant that I had to find a room somewhere else, not an easy thing to do if you wanted somewhere.
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