I'd advise you, boss, never to tell a girl you look better than she does, as i suspect some crossdressers are wont to do in some worked-up, emotional ...ight with a girlfriend.pretending to be lightning won't make thunder.while the fire-fly buzzed about trying to think of a reply, miranda the cat leaped down and ate him.yoursandy, the cockroach ...dear boss,the other night we were entertained by the most wonderfully funny tumble bug. i wish you could haveseen him. he did prat falls and slapstick,. 

What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jay’s kids’ stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty.One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and
 went in search of an inflatable love doll. They don’t sell those things at
 Wal-Mart. I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown.

If you’ve never been in an X-rated store, don’t go, you’ll only confuse yourself. I was there an hour saying things. When she came, he told her how much he is missing her.So she said- Montu , you don't give me anything and you keep teasing for free? Montu Kumar said - OK, what do you want?So she said - my mother has no money. Montu quickly took out one hundred rupee note from his pocket and gave it to her and said that if she comes to him everyday in the afternoon, He will give her one hundred rupee daily.In those days one hundred rupee was substantive for a rural person. He told me the map of . I'llcum in a second." So she stopped.Bobby was disappointed until he saw Norma lean toward the nightstand andretrieve the cucumber. Holy shit! her thought to himself, she's actuallygoing to use it. And she doesn't even look scared?Norma then stood up and moved to the side of the ottoman and said, "Nowfor the main event, huh." She put one high-heeled foot on the ottomanand spread her cunt lips apart with her fingers. With the cucumber inthe other hand she moved the tip to the entrance to her.