This girl immediately caught the couple's eye because she was dressed in even less than the waitresses, wearing only high heeled shoes and nothing els.... Both Bob and Linda admired the naked woman as she walked toward their table and they quickly realized she was coming to see them. The couple felt a thrill of nervous excitement at the implication of what this might mean.When the woman reached the couple she leaned down to speak quietly to the couple. Because of the way her legs were positioned. " Too fucking right," said Mike, "All my fucking PE teachers looked like fucking men." They were fucking men," said James flatly, "Unless they were dykes, in which case they would 'ave been fucking women." Are you lot just gonna gas, or is somebody gonna buy me a drink," said Lisa."Yeah," said Nicole, "We've got some catching up to do."There was a rush for the bar as the lads all fished out their wallets to buy the girls a drink.Three glasses of vodka later Lisa was ready to go out. The spaceships would just have to wait until I had the means to access them. Daniel and Pip were more than happy to visit Lee and Sean for me. I would have to put off my trip because Crystal had informed us of the ‘no-portal jumping while pregnant’ rule.I was starting to find being pregnant very frustrating. Who knew tits got in the way of everything? And why can’t chicks scratch their crotches? Sarah even presented me with a bra, the cheeky cow. My tits didn’t sag, thank you very much. And. Thank goodness he was so tipsy all he could do was lay on top of me like a daid dog.I hast to fess up that my pappy is riche touchy when it comes to boys looking at me crosswise. Most of them fellas get the holla girls to haul they ashes on Saturday nights. I would be willing to do the nasty with any of the good-looking ones, but my pappy is powerful mean when he thinks some young whippersnapper is plotting to slip his man-stick into his youngest offspring.The preacher man came up the mountain.