” She got up from her chair and hugged and kissed me.“Thank you darling. You’re the best husband a woman could ask for. I can’t wait to get st...rted on my routine.” The next few weeks went by very quickly. Susan wouldn’t let me watch as she practiced her new routine for the party. She had been shopping for new clothes too but I wasn’t allowed to see those either. She said she wanted it to be a surprise. As if my wife dancing nude in front of my golf buddies wasn’t enough of a surprise. Finally. “Keep your kitbag until the next clothing exchange parade. Meantime, as one of the extinguishers failed to operate you can check that the rest of the fire extinguishers in the squadron are serviceable.”In case you think he was giving me carte blanche to fire off all the remaining extinguishers I should explain the bottle of sulphuric acid under the operating knob of the extinguisher can be inspected by unscrewing and removing the operating mechanism.At least four of the two dozen soda-acid fire. I wrote the original computer dating program with her and we ran it in tenth grade. We also ran it for some other schools. When I was away last year, she ran it for Milford and other schools as well. We’re running it again this year as soon as the Homecoming Dance is over. I figured that’s when I’d get my Sadie Hawkins invite, but you jumped the gun.”“I saw your lunch table, Steve. It’s like you’re the king presiding over a court! And lots of cute girls!”“Well, Bethany and Kathy are two good. EXHIBITIONISM, NUDITY FETISHISTS, & SEXUALITYFor most people, it’s impossible to ignore the inherent sexual-charge that comes with someone strolling around with their cock and balls or tits and pussy completely out in the open. Er, to put it bluntly.Try to think of the sexual reactions onlookers feel as just a more extreme reaction to a sexy or revealing outfit. Not everyone is going to get instantly turned on just from seeing a naked person walking around, but many are still going to. Some are.