"I'm sorry I am such a whiney bitch." she sobbed. Steetch sighed, and mentaly prepared himself to have to change his shirt later. There wasn't much an...one could say, they just had to wait it out.The next morning they went to the newlyweds cottage. "Am I the only one who things this is a strange couple, or that it is wrong for these two to be married?" asked Freaky. "Probably" answered Axorie. "After all, your own girlfriend isn't even human, either." She giggled convincingly, and grabbed his. "I want you to tell me, out of this list, what you haven't done, and we'll do every one of them TONIGHT." She blurted out mid-kiss. I remained silent and she spoke of sex act after sex act that I had never done. I was actually rather embarrassed that by 29 I had never had anal sex or engaged in face fucking. I had always just been in relationships, all with women who seemed to be overly conservative with sex. She slid herself off of me and then began to remove her clothes. I took this as a. "I thought about what he said. "Can I ask you something Ritchie?" Sure, anything," he said quickly."I want you to be promise to tell the truth ok, no matter what." I promise." Do you think I'm pretty? I mean, it's ok if you don't, I know it's hard to tell with family."Ritchie seemed surprised by the question. "Of course you're pretty. Don't you know that?"I shrugged. "I don't know. I mean everyone kind of thinks they're ugly don't they?" Well take it from me," he said, "You're very pretty; if I. I sleep with Mistress Anita sometimes." Oh, for God's sake." She rolled her eyes."And Flower is kind of girlish. I sleep with her sometimes." You are all going straight to hell," she said. "This whole wedding is sogay it should be held at the Vatican."I couldn't help myself. I laughed at that. I reached out and took her hand."I love you, mom." I love you, too, sweetie. But if I had a dick, would you love me more?"* * *That night, I was alone in my bed. Phyllis was in her own bed, savingherself.