She was wearing a short dress leaving her thighs to the sample, and that nice pair of legs she has, or accompanied by a butt as big or small, let's sa... an ass that pleases any man, the top of the dress is such that has no handle leaving her breasts exposed a little more, well, a pretty woman in her early twenties.Josi always respected like my sister since Andre is like a brother to me, well, we were all hanging out, dancing, drinking, until I noticed that Josi kept staring at me, I pretended. " She paused. "But I quite like you doing it." Nanny!" I exclaimed.Andrea nodded. "Yes. Mummy died shortly after I was born, so I had a nanny." Oh! I'm sorry." No need, Rich. It was years ago."We trudged through the waves back to the beach and Andrea steadied herself with a hand on my arm as she pulled up the wet bikini. The top had been further up the beach and had remained dry. I then pulled on my shorts. I looked along the beach and what I saw was demoralising. I touched Andrea's shoulder. ”“Are you sure?” I asks.‘Course I’m sure,” Lucy insisted, “I know thee loves brass more than anything so I ent going to start off by riling thee am I?”I were shocked to the core, she understood me in a way our Elsie never did. Elsie always wanted new clobber long afore the old were wore out, her’d of wanted flowers and the whole bloody shebang.We went back home, I expected Lucy to bunk in along with I but her said not till us was wed so I had to make do with Elsie and her only let me poke her. Patni- Bas apki yehi meethi meethi baatein jane nahin deti..Wife pathan se: Aaj tum mere saath is terhan aisa kuch karo ke bas meri cheekhein hi nikal jayen,Pathan ne wife ki shalwar main aag laga diSanta goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this?Shopkeeper: Rs 500Santa: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahin chahiyeRamlal: Thakur sahab. Gabbar ne bahu ki ijjat loot li hai.Thakur: To main kya karun?Ramlal: Bahurani poochh rahi hai Gabbar se badla lena hai ya.