I couldnt give a fuck any more so I set off home.I got to the country lane leading back to civilisation and I was looking all over for anything like ...tring to wrap round my leg to hide my embaresment. I noticed a plastic bag in the hedge so I thought I would use that. I wasdreaching in to it ,cock and balls in one hand as I didnt want to nettle them.A fucking car comes down just as I was elbow deep in the hedge almost reaching the bag.expecting some smart arse comment from the driver I. "That's the funniest thing I've ever seen! And you were angrier than with Watkins or the chairman." Well, Gordy, I never thought you'd be friends, but that's not the way to treat your sister-in-law," said mum."Why not? At least we're not orthodox Jews. If David died, I'd have to marry her." I don't think they do that any more, dear," said Weena."Well, it's in the Bible." I think you're both right," said dad, he'd been laughing so hard he had to wipe his eyes. "Anyway, she insulted Jacky and. He was very special and I was enjoying every minute of this little get-together.None of the adults approached us. I had a feeling that they didn't want to disturb the moment. Children don't have a long attention span and sooner or later Jan-Richard would be off to do something else. I just didn't want to rush it.Finally, I decided to say something."Does your mama read you stories?" I asked.He nodded vigorously. Instantly, he jumped down from my lap and ran off down the hallway. I had an idea. She hands me the plate then leans in and gives me a kiss on the cheek. I give her a weird look then thank her as I devour the second plate of food, getting my fill. The moment I sit my silverware down on the plate, Sandra takes the plate from my hands and says, ‘I will be right back. Don’t go anywhere.’ ‘Do you think Sandra is acting a little weird lately?’ I ask Shayla. ‘No, not that I have noticed. Do you want me to ask her what is going on?’ she replies. ‘No, that isn’t necessary. I was just.