I’ve decided I can’t be politically correct anymore. (I never was, actually)This one is compliments of John A.Heavens to Murgatroyd!Would you beli...ve the email spell checker did not recognize the word murgatroyd? Lost Words from our childhood: Words gone as fast as the buggy whip! Sad really!The other day a not so elderly (65) (I say 75) lady said something to her son about driving a Jalopy and he looked at her quizzically and said “What the heck is a Jalopy?”OMG (new) phrase! He never heard of. My cock feels like it's stretching you out, coming from all the way out to all the way in, in one hard push, letting it sit there briefly before pulling it back out slowly. *smack* across your ass.My finger keeps pace as it to pulls and loosens your ass hole, making it easier for my cock later to get squeezed in.I can feel you're ready to cum, as I begin to thrust you harder and faster. I push finger deep in your ass and pull down so I can feel my dick filling your pussy, as you cum I can feel. Tanja war immer noch gut in Form. Das kurze Nachthemd, durch ihren unruhigen Schlaf verrutscht, ließ ihre Pobacken im Mondlicht schimmern. In dieser Nacht machte mich der Anblick ihres Hinterns jedoch nicht mehr geil. Jahrelang hatte ich versucht, Tanja zum Analsex zu verführen. Vergeblich! Meine Frau hatte mir mehrfach vor den Kopf gestoßen und mich sogar als perverse Sau beschimpft. Leise zog ich meinen steinhart angeschwollenen Schwanz, aus dem Bund meiner Boxershorts hervor. Ich spürte. That must have been the signal he was waiting for because he got naked in about ten seconds. When we compared penis sizes, it was no contest – his was three inches longer. I asked for something to catch my cum and he handed me his underpants. I asked him if he had ever tried doing it doggie style. He said no but he would like to try that. I dropped to my knees, spread my legs, and leaned forward. He immediately got into position behind me and started rubbing his long dick up and down my.