It was in this place that we shared a stolen kiss, murmurs of devotion, a perfect friendship blooming into more. It was in this place that he touched ...y soul with his charm, stole my heart and made it his. In this place, everything was beautiful, everything was perfect, as it should be. I’m convinced that it is the memories of this place that made me want to love him when we left. I still go, sometimes, if I’m feeling too crowded. I go to try and catch that solitude again, so I can gather my. Daddy thinks it is the absolutest best ever, next to Mommy’s. When I shower in PE, most of us 7th grade girls’ butts look like mine and it’s nothing special, but of course a couple of them are fat, and a couple are super-skinny and I can’t see why they want to have their ribs sticking out like that. I know if Daddy saw all of us taking showers in PE, he’d say I have the prettiest butt of all. Here’s how it works out, Deedee. Sometimes when I’m home already and working on my homework upstairs. Q: What did the bra say to the hat?A: You go on a head while I give these two a lift!Q: Why did God give women breasts?A: So men would take to them!Q: What do you call the space in between Pamela Anderson’s breasts?A: Silicon Valley.Q: What do you call a nanny with a breast implants?A: A Faux pair.Q: What do you call identical boobs?A: Identitties.Q: How are a blonde’s breasts and a pad alike?A: Neither are recommended for the beach and both come in different absorbency levels.Q: What does a 75. +++++My son had been up in his room for longer than I would have expected. When he came down I caught a glimpse of him in the toaster. That is how I always knew that his father was sneaking up on me. Only this time it was my son and he was naked. I just held still to see what he would do.When he reached around and cupped my bare pussy with his hand I thought that I would die. I had an instant orgasm. Then he cupped my breast like he had seen his father do that time. Then he pressed his crotch.