This is hilariousFor those who have children this age ... this is not so funnyFor those who have children nearing this age ... this is a warningFor th...se who have not yet had children ... this is birth controlThings I've learned from my children... (honest and no kidding!)1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 square foot house 4 inches deep.2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.3. A 3 year olds voice is louder than. .. even Samoa works. But ... three days ashore and we’re itching to get to sea. You can’t please everybody all the time. Teenagers seldom settle.Satellite radio and TV are our means of keeping up with the doings of the land based. Listening to the propaganda (NEWS) 0r watching the bubbleheads express opinions so far away from the opinions of real people gets either boring or hilarious ... depending. When it’s boring we practice our single stick or Bōjutsu katas. When it’s funny we watch or. When my phone started ringing 20 minutes later it was her. I couldn’t wait to hear her reaction. I wasn’t disappointed. She told me not only was the letter a surprise, but it really turned her on and she was soaking wet between those legs I love so much. Then she asked me what I was up to. I told her she would have to wait and see, but she was right about one thing I was up. I was rock hard just hearing her voice and thinking about later.Step 2 was complete. I could tell by her voice she wasn’t. As you can see, he was right.” I was just about to continue when her oldest, Jason, a boy of about 12, came racing down the stairs, “Mom, Mom, why are they arresting Uncle Joe?”Jeremy and I froze, staring at each other, wide-eyed. I took Jason under my arm, “Who’s your ‘Uncle Joe’, son?”He scampered over to the window, pointing at the guy who’d had the cellphone, “Him, he’s Uncle Joe. They better be careful; he’s getting pretty mad!”Just then, Ann gasped, “There has to be some mistake! Joe.