So first to introduce myself i am an 26 yrs old with lean body and 7 inch tool. I am basically from Mumbai. I have this very gentle way of talking and...especially the art of listening which helped me to get the women very easily which resulted in a very exciting sex life uptil now I have experienced a numerous swings with my cousins, Neighbors, Bhabhi, relative mostly aunties, Gfs, friends, Colleague… its like u name it and I have done it.. not only physically but also had some hot and sizzling. A few good spanking would have taught you that you must respect your elders and do what they tell you.”“Yes Mr. Billingham.”I assumed the position and immediately felt something hard pressing on my stomach.“Was the dirty, two-faced pervert getting off on this?” I thought.I too lay there with my legs open and wondered what it would be like to have my pussy spanked.Just then the swats started and I too started crying. Jeez, did those swats hurt? I think that my butt must be a bit more sensitive. He asked, “Why are you crying you have such a nice car?” and the man sobbed, “My wife just went by on roller skates.”Phone Operator: “G’day mate ... Helpline here ... What’s the problem?”Customer: “I’m in the Outback with the girlfriend and she’s been stung on her thigh by a hornet and now her vagina has completely closed up!”Australian Telephone Operator: “Bummer!”Customer: “Great advice! Thanks mate, bye.”These are compliments of Gary H.Disturbing Beer News.Yesterday, University scientists. Granted, in high school I was anything but innocent. Hell, Ive had sex with many guys. Call me a whore, slut, whatever, I just like sex! Ive been told I am very attractive but I would say that Im not much more than the average girl. Im not busted, not loose as a worn out rubber band, and I dont fuck for money. I pride myself in knowing how to use my body to the peak of its abilities. This time it sorta got me in a little bit of trouble. I hadnt given too much thought to graduation other than it.