I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, ‘Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?’ She said, ‘No, I hate myself now...’My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.I’m so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.The other day I came home early and a guy was jogging, naked. I asked him, ‘Why?’ He said, ‘Because you came home early.’My wife’s such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer.I know. I could feel the heat of her arousal and the sense of dampness. We kissed and then I opened her bra closure and released her beautiful breasts.Her hand went to my cock again, a slow gentle stroke and then she rolled off the bed, “Now it is time for the less than glamorous part of removing my girdle,” Greta said with a smile. I watched her as she rolled the waistband down a bit leaving lines in her skin where it had held her tightly all day.“I love watching this part,” I said as she rolled the. "I was waiting for you to say that." She pulls the front of my jacket, bringing my mouth to hers. I kiss her tenderly, all the while the back of my mind thinks of the dream.***--Shelley's POV--"You sure you're ok baby?" Val asks concerned after I climb out of the bath she drew for me. I smile at her. "Yes I'm fine, I guess I ate to many Milk Duds at the movie, you know, me and chocolate have a love hate relationship." I lie, knowing perfectly well why I wanted to leave so soon. Thankfully Val. She said Johnny had to leave early and to give me a kiss from him. I thought of him all day that day, on his way to Europe, ready to fight for his country. I felt proud to be his fiancé. About a month later, my mother took me to the doctor because my monthly visitor hadn’t come yet. I then learned I was with child. On the way home my mother and I were planning out a letter to Johnny when on our veranda there were two men. They were dressed like the guys I saw on the newsreels at the picture.