” The accountant says, “Chicken Farmer it is!”This one is compliments of Pepere The haircut, (Priceless)A teenage boy had just passed his drivin... test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.His father said he’d make a deal with his son, “You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut. Then we’ll talk about the car.”The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he’d settle for the offer and they agreed on. Lately I had been fingering my pussy to thoughts of Jared. His kiss was so unexpected yet amazing, I just had to leave right away before I pounced on him in the parking lot. I felt bad but it was for the best. I needed time to figure out what to do next. I decided to not hold our tutoring sessions for a week. I knew Jared would understand. It was hard not seeing him for a week, I didn’t think I would hold out that long. I needed to see him so I made the decision to invite him over my house on a. By now, I was merry and just about to kiss his cheek when he turned his head and I kissed him on the lips briefly. I didn’t care; it was just harmless fun between us.We all headed to the game and it was a freezing night in Kharkiv, John held on to me as we came across some fighting and I was still shaking when we got to the stadium. It scared me a lot to see the aggression of the other fans.I was ready for the toilet again and John came with me, he could see how upset I was when I came back. "Patricia's finger that had been rubbing gently at her ass suddenly pushed, forcing her up to the first knuckle in that tightest of places. He watched as her expression turned nasty and she pushed harder, sinking the finger in her ass and the two in her pussy as deep as they would go. Her breathing was fast now, as intense as the expression on her face. Edwin realised he was strangling his cock, his grip was so tight, so he eased up the pressure a fraction and continued stroking at a frantic.