‘You used that C word.’ ‘I’m allowed to use cunt but not Christ,’ Ted whispered to me, but not softly enough. ‘Ted!’ I arrived in a tigh... white T-shirt and very tight jeans to impress Erin, but seemed to only have caught Ted’s eye. ‘You may need your jacket,’ Erin said, ‘You look rather undressed.’ ‘Mom, that’s Saturday gear for guys these days. Get up to speed.’ ‘We have our own standards, thank you dear, don’t we Ted.’ Smart Ted gave that stock reply that has served husbands for generations:. “I wasn’t peeking mom, and…and your body is not old and beat up, it’s beautiful”“Really, you think so; I’ll accept that compliment. Glad to know that somebody thinks I still have something worth looking at.” There was a hint of sarcasm and sadness in her voice.I was aware that mom and dad had some issues relating to his straying habits. He was renowned among family and friends as a ladies man, and he and mom were constantly fighting about it. Mom even suspected that he was fucking Phyllis next. She say can I join you.I say WELCOME. OR HAM DONO TABLE PER BATH KAR PEG LENE LAGE.3-4 PEG LENE KE BAD VO BOLI WATS UR NO.MAINE KAHA NINE SEVEN TWO NINE SEVEN 12 FOR ZERO TWO.ISKE BAD VO CHALI GAI OR MAIN bath kar pene laga.1hour bad uska phone aya .or usane mujhe sex ke liye invt. Kiya .usane mujhe apana addresh diya .main uske bataye hue addersh per gaya vo ek high sociaty ka add. Tha .main apne sath condam ka pack le kar gaya tha .maine uske no. Per call ki or vo main door per agayi or mujhe. " She flipped the pork chops."Sounds interesting." I oughtta put you in a cage and sell tickets, honey," she said. "I wore my wedding band to school today. I got questions ALL day. Half of 'em were 'Are you pregnant?' and the rest were 'Who?" and "Can we meet 'im?" Oh, boy," I said. "That ought to be interesting." We can get through it, don'tcha think?" She smiled. Uh, kiss the cook!"I complied.After dinner, we showered and were sitting on the sofa engaged in the eternal search for something.