So, after a luxurious wedding, on which Simon regretted that his son, Mark could not attend, because he was building his air-conditioning business in ...arbados, they had honeymooned in Paris, where Emma was shocked to find Simon’s inability to rise to the occasion. Having had only two drab affairs before her marriage she had been looking forward to real fulfilment. No such luck. It became clear that being on his arm really was her ‘raison d’etre’.Simon openly admitted that he had little interest. “Ilse, I’ve been such a fool,” I started, trying hard not to break out in sobs. “I’ve been thinking of nothing else since you ran out of my house. You were right, I am an asshole and you deserve better than having me, but I really like you and I want to be with you and the kids. Can you forgive me?”I know it wasn’t very manly to cry, but it was hard not to break out in tears. Despite my best efforts a couple of tears still trickled down my cheek. I couldn’t afford to lose her again.“Tom, I...”. We got 5,000 a week, and sometimes we had to cut into our reserves." How many people were there?" Oh, 250 on a typical summer day, but on weekends we'd be up to 400 or more. Everyone was horny, and everyone got off." Sounds like it. I wonder what they did with 5,000 used condoms a week?"He shook his head. "I don't even want to know. It almost turned me off to sex completely." But now you're here." I kneew he worked here, but today was his day off.He nodded. "This is more casual, more laid back.. She said that we should play a game but the stakes should be a little higher. I asked what she meant by that. She had a devilish look on her face and said that words that would completely change my teenage years, Strip tennis. I got excited and said, Youre on. I quickly one the first game and she took off her shoes. I was disappointed she chose her shoes but knew where we would eventually end up. I let her win the next game just to make things a little even and decided to take off my shirt to.