The mom asks, “Why on earth do you need that?”The little boy replies, “isn’t that what you give daddy when HIS shit won’t get hard?!”This ...ompliments of Mario MComplaints to wife and replyTo My Dearest Wife,During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of why I didn’t succeed more often:We will wake the kids - 54 timesIt’s too late - 15 timesI’m too tired - 42 timesIt’s too. Angrej male ne phle uska lund choosa baad me apni biwi ki choot me khud pakadkr daala. Simran: bhaiya kya mardon ko bhi lund chusna achha lagta hai. Me: hank yon nahin mardon ke muh muh bhi to tumhare jaise hi hote hain.Balki ek ladka aur behtar jaanta hai ki lund pr kahan jyaada feel hota hai. Simran: so to hai tumhe aur kya achha lagta hai Me: mera man hai ki main ek sath do aurton ko chodun chodte chodte ekAadmi ka lund bhi main chusun aajkal main ek couple se net pr baat chla rha hun dekho. We hugged tightly and she started pushing my briefs down and off. We were both naked now in the middle of this bed. I let her continue taking the lead that night as she was going to have to 'work' for it because she had been teasing me all day and evening. Kisses that started as light pecks on the mouth soon trailed down across my neck, shoulders, and chest and even paid homage to my nipples. That is not something most people think of as sexy for a guy, but I find it to be delightfully. I went for the hot tub section and I eased intothe hot water and it felt good against my body. After finding acomfortable place since my ass was still sore I relaxed.After a little while the heat of the tub was getting to me and I decidedto get out of the suit. I started with the top first and threw behindme hearing the wet top hitting the patio. Then I slipped out of thebottom and threw that as well. If felt good once the suit was off.After getting naked I spent some more time and I was.