Instead she had busied herself in quietly drying him up with the towel.The following day was a Saturday and the weekend saw James being away at his co...sin’s place in the suburbs. On Monday night however, after James had sat down to the new treasures in his mother’s pen drive, Susan found herself making her way into his room. She did not look at him once when she walked across him, sat on his bed and wrapped his blanket around herself.For the next five minutes James, dressed only in his boxers,. One day everything changed when she was cleaning my room.She accidentally opened my bag, which had a packet of condoms and lubricant I kept. I felt so awkward. But she, too, did not take it seriously. She smiled and said, “Don’t worry, it’s good you use protection with your gf.”I smiled and said, “No, Radhika aunty, I don’t have a gf. This is not mine. It is Avinash’s packet.”She said, “I never knew he was sexually active.” I smiled and tried to avoid the conversation, and left the room. Later. The lawyer said “I don’t mind all this attention, but what makes me so special?” St. Peter replied “Well, I’ve added up all the hours for which you billed your clients, and by my calculation you must be about 193 years old!”Three guys talk in a bar. Two discuss how they are king in their castles and how much their wives respect them. The third guy remains quiet. Finally, one guy turns to the quiet guy and asks “What about you? Do you rule your roost?” The quiet guy says “Well, just the other. “Can I help you sir?” I’m instantly back to reality placing my order for a straight coffee and a biscuit. When it’s ready I make a beeline to her. In the ten years I’ve been approaching women about posing she has me shaking like an awestruck teenage! Getting closer “er! Excuse me is this seat taken?”“Yes thank you lord!’ catches me attention as I collect me tea and cinnamon bun. Making my way to the only open booth, sliding in by the wind. Taking my coat off settling in to read the Times. A few.