You don't get it. I don't mean his DVDs. I mean, we make our own DVDs from his stuff, and put our voices on it." "Ahh," I said, finally grasping on. ...Like those old fucking Kung-Fu movies and shit, where their mouths and voices are all screwed up." I continued moving my jaw for a few seconds imitating a bad dub job. "Yeah," Kent said, laughing, "Like that." "You think people want to watch Kung-Fu porn?" I asked, feeding off Kent's laughter. "Why not? People watch all kinds of fucked up. She was looking for a two-bedroom detached property. The location and price were more important than anything else. This one was inching over the top edge of her limit, but prices were usually negotiable and, now that she’d seen the hook, she was extremely tempted. Even if she couldn’t afford the place, she knew she would have to make use of it at least once."…has an en-suite bathroom, air-conditioning and…"She wasn’t listening to the agent’s sales pitch. Gazing upwards, her inner thighs. So I started browsing on craigslist. I'm looking for someone around my age and they can host. I'm looking in both the men's and woman's categories. I finally started talking to a man, John, and ended up meeting him at Walmart. We were talking and even though he is married also, he can host. But his wife does know about his fooling around with men and I have to meet his wife Mary to get her approval also. Talking about strange and exciting. I'm thinking to myself, "Is she going to be home when. This was the first time that i realised what all of the timeplease was about and i started to feel really fookin horny. i played the little slut and teased him for a little while longer and then,when he was fairly close i decided to have a piss and suddenly there was this guy standing behind me and he was having a piss too. i didnt know what to say so i just mumbled allright and something about bursting for this piss (which i couldnt get going) but didnt seem to matter anymore as he was taking.