" She began to laugh at his apologetic behaviour and smeared his cum over her face as he stood there shaking."You'll need to come back for a return vi...it if we win," she said.Before Joel could say anything, let alone apologise again for unloading so quickly, a chorus of cheers came from the lounge room as the Wallaby's scampered in for a try in the dying minutes of the game. Joel tucked his cock back into his shorts before heading back into the male enclave. The cheers of the four men left Kat. “I know,” said the husband. “Put it between your legs to warm it up.” “But it’s all wet and it stinks!” “Well, cover the badger’s nose then!”A man strolls into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some condoms. She asks, “What size please?” “Good question,” he replies, “ I’m not sure,” “Tell ya what. Right outside, there’s a fence with three holes in it, stick your dick in the holes and tell me which one it fits in,” suggests the lady. So he takes her advice, goes outside and puts his d**k in. “Oh, so that’s what a woman’s privates look like. What is that thing? I asked pointing to a little bud of flesh at the top of the woman’s opening?”Billy shrugged and stared at the picture. Mike said it was a clitoris. I had no idea what that was and I wasn’t sure that Mike wasn’t just making it up just to look superior. I felt my dick getting hard and I looked down at Mike’s crotch. His pants were poking out in front too. At that moment we heard a noise and Mike shoved the magazine in the bag. "How do you want it baby?" She asked her husband. "Harder," Bill groaned. He had more to say but the pleasure he felt was so intense that he had difficulty speaking. Trevon grabbed Bill's hips and thrust into him hard and fast. He liked the way Bill's tight sphincter gripped his shaft and he knew he was going to cum much quicker than he had fucking Denise's wet cunt and Bill's inexperienced mouth. Bill felt his body go rigid. He held his breath as waves of pleasure washed over him and his.