But my mom, being pretty laid back and having a tendency to spoil us kids, didn't take that as the sarcastic snipe that I'd meant it as; she didn't ge... mad. She decided one day while I was at school to clean my room. And she found the cum rag. It was a few weeks "old." It was stiff and crusty, and it had a yellowy cream color. It reeked of stale 14 year-old boy sperm. I'd probably made 20 or so deposits into it.I came home and she was in the final throws of cleaning - she had the vacuum and was. In fact, we had a party to celebrate our blissful first year anniversary together. Bear and Sheila were now a couple, and Stretch couldn’t remember any time that Bear seemed happier. Little John was actively dating Steve, a young and very handsome architect.But the most unusual couple was Juice and George. George, the porn exec that arranged Juice’s porn debut, was now an intimate part of her life. Working under Juice’s talented guidance, George had lost fifteen pounds of fat and added five. One of the dumbest of them was, what would you do if you went into a room with ten hostages and a terrorist. He is holding one as a shield and has a pistol to that one's head. He is threatening to kill them all. If you had no weapon whatsoever would you attack the hostage?I told the interviewer I couldn't answer that, since I would never be in that situation. I would not go into a situation like that unarmed, unless I was bringing the terrorist some kind of way out. If they simply wanted. It means, like, driving around — maybe fast."
"How did you know that Greg had a Porsche?" Sally asked."Uh. I knew because you said so. You said he had this beautiful little Porsche." No I didn't. You said it was a Porsche. I didn't even remember the kind of car it was until you mentioned it. But I think you are correct. It was a Porsche." Well, I guess I must have heard about it somewhere. Maybe Alicia mentioned it. She's his sister, right? That's a pretty special car — even for a medical.