"And besides, plenty of people have seen my ass plenty of times, and plenty more might see it tonight."Ashlyn's tone was just flippant enough to make ...hil's mind up for him. He decided that sixteen was not too old for a child to deserve a spanking. He pushed his daughter's dress up as far as he could with one hand, and he brought the other down on her right buttock with a hard slap.The blow stung Ashlyn, and it hurt. But she wasn't about to let him know it was having any effect on her."Are you. I guess Alan doesn't care that Brad and I are having sex, but I sure didn't need him knowing I'm having the occasional fuck with Brad's friend, Jay. Or that Brad is doing not only me but our daughters as well. Geez, my son is sure getting a lot of sex from the females in this family. He's a busy guy. And, he's got a girlfriend, Becca. I wonder if he's fucking her, too? Wow."Oh, Mom, I'm really close, are you?" Yes, baby, just go a head and cum, that gets me off big anyway. Go ahead."And Brad. I did briefly think he might be a sorceress, but his name didn't show up on the name rolls for either the Sisterhood or the Brotherhood, so I was left to wonder.Then, 9 months later, shortly after finals, Mom takes me down to the kitchen, with my eyes tightly shut, and introduces me to this fantastic babe. Then she tells me that this fantastic babe is, or more accurately, was, my brother. I nearly screamed and attacked him. Here I had been wishing for the past four years to become a sorceress. Just so far, no... no luck." Oh, I'm sorry ma'am, I'm sure you'll get pregnant soon... God willing."After another half hour of hard work, our legs almost stuck together the whole time, I asked, "What do you and the Reverend think of premarital sex Miriam?" It's evil Jimmy, the work of the devil! What kind of question is that anyway?" Well, I just wonder what you tell all the young teens who come to your Sunday school. I mean, it's everywhere. Topless girls at the beach, sex on the internet," I.