I didn’t ever expect to hear it here.’ He turned and looked at me with a weary expression. Then, as he absorbed the question, a knowing smile cro...sed his face. ‘It’s not a very well known piece. John Prine wrote it. He’s an American, as you probably guessed.’ ‘Yes, I know the piece and I know John Prine. But he’s pretty obscure for this part of the world. How did you come to discover him?’ I asked. He thought for a moment and then turned fully around to face me. ‘Someone gave me a CD of his. I did so and the water began filling my tummy up. I know that I am supposed to hold it in for 5 minutes. I barely made it there. I had to make sure my bottom is all cleaned out for Daddy for whatever it was that he has planned, so I had to do 2 more enemas to make sure I was really clean. I messaged Daddy that I was all clean now. He said “Good, start dinner and have it ready by the time I walk in the door. You know what to do Princess.” I got dressed in a twirly dress that I love. IT HAS. Every time I approached them about taking me for a driving lesson, they were always too busy. This went on for two years until my 18th birthday came and went, and I still wasn't any closer to a set of wheels. Luckily, Grandpa Boyd offered to teach me.Even though he's over 65, he doesn't drive like it, so i figured I'd be in very good hands. But Grandpa ended up teaching me a lot more than just how to work a stick shift.The first few weeks went smoothly. Grandpa was a really excellent teacher.. He takes out a small penlight and flashes a tiny beam on the top corner of the box releasing the house key. I watch as he unlocks the front door. “Realtor!” he shouts announcing his arrival no one. He turns to me. “As you can see, this house is vacant,” he explains nervously. “It is a good buy, a very good deal at only $180,000.00. This house has much potential. I’m sure you can see the potential,” he adds. I give him the once over. “Yes Hong, I see a lot of potential,” I reply barely.