After a while i heard Raynors door open and she popped her round the door and said good morning before she headed for the bathroom.I replied morning b...ck and as i looked up i got the shock of my life.There in her hand was the bag with the box in ii in her hands,as she turned round to head for the bathroom i realised i was staring at her.She had a crop top on and skimpy pants,i tried to look away but being a breast man my eyes were tranxfixed on the gap under her arm as she walked away from. ?This had to be a watch just like that. ??????????? Notwanting to get a relied up over nothing I decided that further tests of thiswatch was in order. I walked out my front door and almost fell on my ass,because right in front of my door was the mail man. Bent over to insert themail into the slot.? ??????????????????????????? ??????????? Iwalked behind him and fumbled with the buttons on my watch until I realized hewas moving again.? ??????????? ?Ohmy gosh!? said the mail man ?you startled. Mary instantly hit it off with another guy, let’s call him John, dashing my hopes for the time being. The party turned out to be pretty shit and by midnight had pretty much fizzled out. Mary and John invited some people back to hers to have a spliff or 2. Seven of us piled into a taxi and went to hers. We the all piled into Mary’s room so we didn’t wake her house mate up and passed the spliff round, I’m not a heavy smoker these days and it went straight to my head, one of my friends helped to. "I Meet Mr. DaffodilAbout now, things are starting to look dubious. Very dubious! I walk over to the flowerbed full of daffodils. I'm looking down... trying to figure out which one is the notorious Mr. Daffodil when I hear this raspy unfriendly voice."What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen a daffodil before? "About now, I'm going into a state of shocked disbelief! The damned flower really does talk, I thought.Finally, —I spot him. He's the big one right near the corner of the bed. He'd.