So I know what I like and I reckon I have a pretty good grasp on my own sexuality and what I can offer to others. It was a curiosity to see who was ou... there and what they were after that led me top putting myself on-line. I know that the 'Paddlepop" bit is a bit corny, but hey; why not try a bit of humour to relieve the tension.It had been three weeks since I first placed my ad on-line and so far the responses didn't do anything to excite me, they all were to full on and demanding. Then this. Bernie was also grunting, no more coherently. Crystal was almost silent, but still made some occasional "Mmm"s, despite having her mouth full. She started shuddering, she'd be coming soon, so was Bernie, so was I.Then, the explosion hit me, rather too literally. I came inside Crystal, then was thrown back over the arm of the sofa, landing winded on the floor. Moving felt like too great of a task, so I just lay there. Crystal broke the silence, "Oh wow! That was amazing." The voice came from an. It’s another recycling day," and giggled.She rolled over and stood up."Do you have any Kleenex?" she asked."Right there on the bookshelf. I have to have them close each morning," I said and chuckled.She laughed and stepped to the bookcase and said, "Of course," and grabbed a couple and wiped herself off."I have to get back to work, Tom," she said as she threw the Kleenex in the trash and reached down for her panties.She got dressed as I lay on the bed on my back. I watched her getting dressed.. Most of it was junk; pizza offers, a couple of samples of wash powder and several bills. Of the others, there was a postcard from Jon, (sent before we had met at the farmhouse) from some sunny beach he and Susan had gone to for the long weekend; a really long letter from my accountant detailing my 'increasing balance' and then one intriguing offer to stand on the board of directors at one of the upper-class schools in the city. Due to my newly improved status in the consultancy circles and my.