You grow up reading books and fairy tales, watching Disney movies, and you’re pretty sure you’re going to have a summer romance, to fall in blissf...l mutual love with someone dark and handsome and live happily ever after. Nobody tells you it could turn out to be a big, brainy border collie with a weird back-door predilection. And yet here I am, sitting on a towel with a slow stream of collie cream leaking out my ass, while I type out my thoughts. I’m not at all dissatisfied with things, it just. I mean, who majors in theater?”“Mother! I want to be an actress.”“At least you could minor in something useful like computer programming, physics, or engineering.”“No.”“Just think about it.”“No.”Knowing that it was a lost cause, Sherry said, “Your father and I would be happy to take you to school.”“As Grandma says, there comes a time when it’s necessary to cut the power cord.”“Don’t you mean umbilical cord?”“With you and Dad, power cord ... umbilical cord ... they’re one and the same.”“Maybe,”. They extended the invitation. Trust me, you can take my word for it, they LOVE having company. You might want to straighten out your clothing a little there, though, looks like you’ve got a wrinkle. *** (VALERIE) Kiss me, you fool. (DONNA) Mmm…do you know what I’m gonna make you do tonight? (VALERIE) Yeah, YOU, if things go your way, cutie-pie, hee-hee-hee! (DONNA) Mm…damn, I could take those clothes of yours and just ri— (VALERIE) Uh…hon? (DONNA) Yes, love goddess? (VALERIE) …The door. (DONNA). I gave her hers, and she put it in the case with the package. The photo albums were next and I put then in my case along with my parents burial guest books I had given my daughter years ago. There was an old pink baby doll that was hers when she was little, and it still looked as ragged as it did when she drug it everywhere we went. I gave it to Sandra and the next thing I found was a large yellow legal envelope stuffed full. I put it in my case and that was all except for a large picture of.