. so she took them home and ate them.These are compliments of mario marioA friend of mine recently showed me the plans for an invisible airplane.To be...honest I can’t see it taking off.Two dyslexics run into a bank and shout:“Air in the hands mother stickers! This is a fuck up!”A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?”The monks graciously accept him, fed him. I talked it over with Lisa and she agreed we should take it slow. We began dating. I would see her two sometimes three times a week for dinner or a movie and most often sex. We were having sex more now than we had been having before our problem. The divorce became final and we both decided that was okay.Things seemed to be going fine. I got a promotion at work and Lisa accepted that I had to travel occasionally. Then one evening Lisa called me and said that she was going on a date with another. ”Jeryl kissed me hard and then dragged me toward security. Instead of heading to the lounge, Jeryl insisted we check out a couple of shops and pick up a small carry-on bag for a few convenience items. She picked up a couple of magazines as well.“No research papers or reports this trip?” she asked playfully.“Nope. It’s going to be a real vacation.”“Hah! I’ll believe that when I see it. I bet you are doing something work related by the second week.”I gave her a kiss. “Only if ‘doing’ the COO is. This just increased my excitement and I couldnt take it anymore. Im going to cum! I gasped almost apologetically. And seconds later my rock hard cock was shooting out all over her huge breasts more than I had ever cum in my life as a huge orgasm racked through my body. Still with her rubber cock in me I collapsed onto her and she held me still. Were not finished yet baby! She whispered and I looked up at her face as she pulled the strap-on out of me. She stroked my hair and whispered nice and.