What are you doing to help the environment?”“I’m eating the cow.”On Deer Hunting:If you ever miss one, it’s because the bullet’s moving to... fast.Slow the bullet down to 55 miles an hour, put some headlights and a little horn on it -- the deer will actually jump in front of the bullet.There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some careful thought, he. They had both tasted each other and now it was time to get down to business she lay back on the bed and drew him on top of her Juan slid his lean muscled body over Patricia's he was anxious to slide his cock into her he had never fucked and Asian woman before and wanted to see what they were like in bed...Juan kissed both her nipples which were hard and erect begging to be sucked squeezed anything he would tend to them later for as his lips found Patricia's his cock found her wet inviting pussy. "Lift your hips Karen," I hear you tell me. As I do, you pull down the skimpy bikini and take it off. I lay there naked under the summer sun, letting you explore me. This time you push two fingers into my wet pussy, my hips begin to buck against your hand and you bring me off again. You take but a moment to remove your shorts and return to between my legs. Your cock is rock hard and you deftly guide it to my wet hole. "Peter don't not here," I plead. You reply, "Don't worry Karen its OK." . But you’re easy on the eyes and you have a sexy voice. Dance with me.”I wasn’t sure if I should be offended or flattered. But I took her by the hand as she took a sip of her melting ice, and I led her to the dance floor.As luck would have it, the next song was a slow, sultry ballad. She pressed her body against me and grabbed the back of my neck, pulling me into a kiss. Imagine my surprise when she slipped a half-melted ice cube into my mouth. My eyes widened in shock and I was rewarded with a.