”“We...have some, rather disturbing video tape up here, might you know what it is of?”I could hear the terror in her voice as she responded, “...o...no, idea”“Well, at first I thought it was merely”, I said this last word with such emphasis that pride grew in my heart, “ a cigarrette, which, in itself would require your resignation and loss of scholarship, but my secretary tells me that is what they call a ‘join’ which renders suspension, can you explain yourself?”“Erm..I..erm..am..SORRY,. I was certain that our two entities had come into contact before; we made love, and it was not the first time that we had ever made love, whether making love is any real action or whether such an idea is even existent in the reality of realities irrelevant, for this idea and action was taking place in the reality of current and seemingly most recent experience, and, I was sure, having taken place before, though I knew not how many times, in the past. I did not, however, remember anything about. Most men just figured it was an odd reaction to a combination of foods they recently ate or perhaps a reaction to some new food additive, so they drank lots & lots of water to try to flush the pink out of their system, but no matter how much water they drank it didn’t help one bit. They also began jerking off incessantly to see if it would come out less pink, but each time it was unmistakably pink with absolutely no signs of turning any more white in color. In no time the national news was. I am going to take you inside and make love to you now." "That sounds wonderful. But first, let me put my diaphragm in place."I opened my suitcase and retrieved the beige plastic container that held my diaphragm and a tube of spermicidal jelly and went to the bathroom. I opened the plastic case and saw that it was empty. For the briefest of moments, I was confused. Where the hell is my diaphragm? In an instant, I realized what had happened. I screeched, "Son of a bitch...I can't believe he did.