IT WAS WHEN I WAS LOOKING AFTER A HOUSE FOR THIS COUPLE WHO WAS GOING ON HOLIDAY FOR TWO WEEKS. SO I PACKED MY HOLDALL WHIT A COUPLE OF MINI SKIRTS S...ME TOPS AND A COUPLE OF DRESSES PLUS MY SEXIEST UNDERWEAR AND MY HIGHEST HIGH HEEL SHOES. I WENT TO THE HOUSE AND MEET UP WHIT THEM THEY SOON SET OFF THOUGH THE DOOR I WAITED FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS TO MAKE SURE THAT THEY WOULDN’T COME BACK I WENT UP STAIRS GOT A BATH AND SHAVED AL MY MEN HAIR OFF AND THEN A PUT BABY OIL ALL OVER MY BODY I WHEN. ”The parrot says “who is it?”The man says “It’s the decorator.”The parrot says “Who is it?”The man says “It’s the decorator!!!”The parrot says “who is it?”The man screams “The decorator!”The decorator gets so mad, that he pops a blood vessel, and dies on the spot.The lady comes home and finds a dead man lying on her front porch. She says, “Oh my gosh ... who is it?”The parrot replies, “It’s the decorator!”A Muslim was killed in a car accident. He arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter says. ” A lame joke, he thought. But the mood needed to be lightened. Alex barked a laugh, “Let’s not bring that bastard into this.” She cut the air with her hand, “Total buzz kill.” “I have a raging erection, nobody’s killing that.” “Is there something you’d like me to do, Master?” she said, getting back into form. “Yes, but first…” he leaned in and kissed her passionately. Trying to convey in a kiss how much he was present and how much he felt for her. He pulled back. “I love you Alexandra, and I. But in truth, Ash lay awake in bed naked, heart pounding in her chest heart pounding in her chest. Tonight was the night she was going to do it. She did not remember how old she was when she started. At first she would just pull up her nightie and just play with herself after a time she found if she touched herself just so, OH WOW! On nights I was not home, she stopped wearing a nightie, and that had felt so naughty. And then, one night, she opened the d****s so the world outside could see in,.