He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant and her contr...ctions are only two minutes apart!”“Is this her first child?” asks the Doctor.“No!” he shouts, “this is her husband!”A blonde man is in jail, the guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet.“Just WHAT are you doing?” he asks.“Hanging myself,” the blonde replies.“The rope should be around your neck” says the guard.“I tried that,” he. "feel that dick don't you?" I asked her. "oh you fuckin stud my god I'm gettin' screwed by a young black guy and my husband doesn't even know, he's got some competition for this pussy now. ooh just like that yes do it do it do it damn it do it uh ah...up and down damn it oh Jesus, mmmm give it to me, I'm gonna ride your damn dick until I can't anymore!" she promised. I smack her on the ass again i grab her and held on tightly to her ass while she grinds on my dick. "I'm comin' Jeni bond I'm. ” Kate opened her mouth wide and wrapped her pink lipstick lips around my cock and started to suck my cock. She was holding my balls, while she took me deeper and deeper down her throat. “Fuck! That feels so good. I’m going to blow my load.” “Don’t blow it yet. Try to hold back. I want to suck it some more.” With that, I blew my first load down her throat. Ropes of my virginal come were shooting out of my cock. It felt like Fourth of July. My stepmother was drinking my come. It was so. ” he replied, and I grinned. “That was ... I mean, not that I want to compare or anything...”“Go on...” I said.“That was ... well, definitely one of the best blow-jobs I’ve ever had.”I just sat and glared at him as he did up his pants. I continued to glare as he left the room. And when I got myself off later in bed (so that I could get to sleep - I knew I’d need a full night’s rest if I was going to be at the top of my game when I tried again tomorrow) I mentally pictured Aaron as I did, just.