'Tie me up, ' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her up and went golfing.A woman came home, screeching her car into the drivew...y, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!' The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?' 'Doesn't matter, ' she said. 'Just get out.'Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.A. When he got to the place she wanted, she shook in flakes: he dined. She was not the only source of food for this Beta, just additional. She did not name him. Just trained him. She rocketed into Manhattan on the Saw Mill and knitted her way into the Village off the Westside Highway. She loved that drive. She never lost her fascination with the City. As Queens developed outside her windows she remembered her first, her fiftieth, her last trip. Careening along the Hudson, crossing the Harlem, she. Finally Ron managed to drag his eyes from under my skirt and when he saw that I had caught him perving on me he blushed bright scarlet. I smiled at him and asked him,"Enjoy what you see? Not giving you naughty ideas I hope." and watched in amazement as he turned even brighter red."Sorry Rachel. I didn't mean to. I won't do it again." Ron looked and sounded extremely contrite and he obviously meant what he said about not doing it again."Don't be silly Ron. If I minded you looking then I wouldn't. Anuj ne 1 second bhi nahi lagaya aur sab ko bula liya aur sab hairan reh gaye ki Indira ko keise pata chala toh Indira ne kaha ki usne unka sara plan sun liya aur use koi yetraz nahi hai, vo chahe toh uski chudai bhi kar sakte hai use maza hi ayega.Toh sab log Indira ki massage karne lage aur Indira bhi out of control ho chuki thi aur boli ki mujhe tumhare lund chahiye toh sab khade ho jate hai aur Indira ghutno par aur ek ek karke sab ne lund nikale aur sabke lund ka size lagbhag.