”“Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?... “What ... You’re coming empty handed?”Wise Italian Gr...ndfatherWhy Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family.An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, Guido, I wan’ you lissina me. I wan’ you to take-a my chrome plated... 38 revolver so you will always remember me.”“But grandpa, I really don’t like guns ... How about you leave me your Rolex watch. I guessed she hadn’t really cared for me doing that. Crap! I’d probably overstepped a boundary.“OKAY... , “ she yelled into the back of the plane, “MATT SAYS WE DON’T HAVE ENOUGH FUEL TO GET WHERE WE’RE GOING, SO EVERYBODY NEEDS TO LOOK FOR SOMEWHERE TO LAND ... EITHER ON SOME PAVEMENT OR ON A LAKE SOMEWHERE. ALL A’ YOU GUYS BE LOOKING FOR A GOOD PLACE, OKAY?”It was a reasonable interpretation of what I’d said, and quite possibly delivered in language they’d understand better. I reached out and. I kissed him and slowly rolled off of him thinking that was it, but he got up and pulled me over and had me on my knees and elbows,ass up and he slid inside again, and began to pump,and pump and faster and it felt even deeper inside. He pulled my hipbone back into him as he fucked me hard and deep making me cum hard. He slid out and shot a load on my butt and small of my back. I laid on my front exhausted and tingly and he went to the bathroom. He came out and had some vaseline in his right. It seemed that it could hardly take a finger inside.I massaged her cheeks slowly so that sting from all the spanking she had received would subside a little. .