Rubbish cabinet maker.Be careful what you binge eat. Yesterday I ate a can of alphabet soup and today I had the largest vowel movement ever.Q: Which s...ng is known for inciting new-borns to altercate with with a small classical Greek string instrument vaguely similar to a small harp?A: “Come on baby fight my lyre”.Q. What’s covered in cling film and swings through the bell tower in a cathedral?A. The lunch pack of Notre Dame!A story from Reltney McFee New Joke Candidate.The Flood JokeThere was. Ab mujhse bilkul rha bhi nhi ja rha tha aur usko bhi bahut presahan kr diya tha isliye ab mne socha ki ku na ab iski gand mari jaye to ab mne apne kapde utar diye aur mera lund uski ankho ke samne tha ab mne use bola ki chl ab tu meri sucking kr aur ab m baar baar bolunga ni ki ab kya krna h ya kya ni.. To wo chup chap mera pas aayi aur sucking start kr di ab usko bhi maza aane lga aur wo bhi mst mood me sucking krti rhi aur wo aise kr rhi thi jaise bahut experienced ho aur mne usse yeh puch hi. Her mind filled with the image of Nick on her bed stimulating himself with her undies. She could see it as though it was right in front of her; his head back on her pillows, his hand compressing the soft material of her panties around his stiff penis.She started running faster, trying to run away from her perverted thoughts about one of her sister’s best friends. Unable to rid herself of the thoughts and images running through her head, she slows down and carefully makes her way over to a more. He was thrilled with his choice. Betty was perfect only he was unsure about taking the next step. He didn't have to worry. Betty knew how to proceed, perhaps from her sexual escapades with the brother-in-law. "Can you fix me a vodka martini?" she asked once they settled in Guy's apartment. "Sounds great. I'll have one too," he said nervously. "How do you like it?" she asked. "On the rocks, and you?" "I didn't mean the martini." "Well, what did you mean?" "What are we here for, Guy, a home.