.At first air bubbles erupted from around my crotch, then a gloriously tight pressure was applied at the head... He was sucking me off, underwater! It...felt so...wet... Well it would... I’d never been sucked off before and it was double what I thought it would feel like. I thought his amazing lips were good at kissing, they were even better at sucking! With his lungs starved off air, the suction he gave was unbelievable!I was starting to wonder how long he could possibly last under there. After. Of course I wasnt going to let this offer go by and said yes. I watched with intrigue as she took her top off her breasts just starting to form her perky nipples mezmorizing me. For only being 14 I thought they were pretty big. I slid my shorts off reveling my pre-pubescent penis as she slid off her bottoms reveling her tight pussy I looked, as she had started sprouting a few hairs, I got butterflys in my stomach and my little prick started to twich as I saw her naked. For a few seconds we. Ultimately, I have become my own grandfather and I am my own grandson ... And you say you have family problems...The Irishman fainted...What’s the definition of a Elephant?A Mouse built to Government Specifications.There was this Indian chief who was straining to blow a fart but it wouldn’t come out.So he sent his little messenger boy to the doctor and he says, “Big chief, no fart.”The doctor gives him a can of beans and tells him to come back tomorrow to tell him what happened.The messenger. ..I've been with my fiancé for about 2.5 years. He's 37 and I’m 25. I met him when I was working at a local convenience store in my hometown. When I first saw him I was like, “who is that?!” I can still remember what he was wearing, a yellow cut off t-shirt, basketball shorts and work boots.“Damn, that’s manual labor, working ass man.”Then I walked by him and smelled him. It set my insides on fire. Eventually, we exchanged numbers.The first time we kissed, he'd texted me while I was at work.