“Julie was much more forward than me. We used to have sleepovers at each other,s houses and we used to have mutual masturbation sessions. It was dir...y mags Julie,s father bought that gave her the idea to eat my pussy and it was only fair I did the same for her.” “You,ve eaten pussy then?” I asked taken aback. “Oh Yes! I really liked it and am quite surprised you haven,t eaten mine yet!” she answered. “I,ll change that now.!” I told her and immediately began to strip her clothes off. At that. .. in trouble ... is she?" Oh, no," William replied. "Rita Riley is just about as untouchable as a person can be in the United States. I'm a bit surprised Regan didn't mention this but Rita was offered a spot on the President's cabinet a few months ago. She was going to lead the Council of Economic Advisers." That sounds like a huge deal!" Joy said. "What happened?" I don't really know," William admitted. "The rumor I heard is that she turned the job down to spend more time out here. I didn't. "The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a redneck murder:1. The DNA all matches.2. There are no dental records.A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?"The agent replies, "Just a minute." Thank you!" the blonde says, and hangs up.Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez."How was he killed?" asked one detective."With a. “You mean the bikini top and short-shorts?” She chuckled. “You’ll get used to it sis, our parents are practically nudists. Mom used to model before she started working in the library. Daddy swims every day and as you noticed last time, he’s buff. Colleen loves clothes, but she looks great without them and she has enough lingerie to open her own store. Hey, where are your clothes?”Summer let out a deep sigh. “I travel light. All of mine are in my suitcase, downstairs.”Nicole gasped and her.