Which was deserted, it being well past the season, but at least it was actually open. I was perusing the (limited) menu when the waitress? Catering as...istant? Proprietor? came through ... and turned out to be the woman I'd briefly talked to in the bar the previous evening. And so, we did a good Cumbrian exchange ... she gave me a quiche and a cup of coffee, I gave her my life story - or at least as much of it as related to that morning, together with the necessary background to explain why a. I cannot tell you how erotic this is! And as if tracing its origin from the very core of your being I can smell too your detachment from me at the very moment of us being connected physically in the most intimate way possible for a man and a woman. The moment is so beautiful and vile at the same time that I feel close to coming inside of you. But you know I don’t want to give in just yet. So I start to hold back as an older suspicion comes back seeing you panting beneath me. I can tell. In and out over and over. Jennifer's body wriggled and bucked her hands tight behind her head. She was groaning over and over the fat rubber intruder making her inner walls squeal with sensation.Oooooooooooo, no uggggggggggggg!"The doc stood with his clip board monitoring the situation. He cocked his head to one side. He'd thought he'd heard a sound. The door bell could be heard faintly. He motioned Nurse Crow to continue with the robot fucking and then hurried upstairs.At the front door. .. whenever]These are the tales of the Starship Futchia and her crew. They have been together on more unfortunate adventures than most in the star sector. They have traveled across more space than many meteors and they have fucked/been fucked by more aliens races than many can count. They are simultaneously the best and worst the Milkyway has to offer the universe. They are the S.S Futchia.These stories start when our young, plucky and vivacious Starship Captain Tirex stole a light purple party.