On this late winter afternoon however, as I shifted the bag of groceries I was carrying, they somehow managed to wiggle from my grasp, tearing off, si...e by side with leashes trailing. They were two little fugitives running free. Feeling foolish, I sped after them calling their names, ‘SEPTEMBER SNOW! SCRAPPY!’ I hollered, racing down the snowy sidewalk in a wasted effort to catch them. Running through the snow with a bag of groceries isn’t easy, so I simply dropped it. Perhaps I would return. ” I reminded her it was almost closing time she said “that’s ok, I am here for another hour I would love to fit you.” My heart starts to beat out of my chest. She tells me to go into the dressing room and remove my shirt. I said are you sure its ok. She said no one else will be coming in if your afraid to be seen coming out but I will make sure your safe. She comes in with a tape measure and begins to take measurements. She tells me I was right in my size, 42B is the bra I should be trying on.. She was making this sound likea trial for a major crime. Maybe this was her first case. Maybe shewasn't as sage as I thought she was. Or maybe this judge she was talkingabout was one of those small town justices who thought he was hot shit.If he took a dislike to me, I could find myself someplace like a countylockup. That wouldn't be as pleasant as their little jail was sure tobe, and using prisoners for unpleasant labor in small towns wasn'tunheard of. I decided it was best to take her. I thought "okay," she had nothing worth trading my secret for."Okay, it better be good!" I said, convinced she was wasting her breath."I masturbate, she said. I jerked my hand from underneath hers and gave her a surprised look."I can't believe you told me that!" I said, with visions running through my head."I do it all the time too!" she continued. I pulled alongside the curb in front of the school and parked, not knowing what to say."Okay, I told you my secret, now tell me yours." Your just.