I had spent my adolescence battling with my sexuality: at first, I tried to convince myself that I was straight, and then I conceded that I was bi, an... eventually, after several bad experiences with dating girls, I had decided I was completely gay. But I always got so nervous whenever I thought about approaching another guy about it: and so, I had spent my time single, and everyone had wondered why such a handsome guy never had any girl friends. And no-one ever found out why.But that was all. “I had too many drinks at the bar, so he offered to drive me home. And on the way he realized he was too drunk to drive any further, so I told him he could spend the night,” she stammered her way through.“This is ridiculous. Grab you stuff, I’ll drive you home,” I said.“No!” she snapped nervously making me a little suspicious.“I left my car at the bar. I can’t go home without it." Reggie spoke for her.“Alright, then he can stay here on the couch for tonight,” I said.“Thanks, man,” Reggie said. It contained ten gallons of wine that one of our neighbors makes himself. I was told in no uncertain terms that we men were supposed to get drunk and not the girls.After drinking a glass of our Witch’s Brew we put on our loincloths. I don’t know why we bothered to find someplace private to change because once we came back there was very little left private after that. The guys were good natured about it though and figured that if that was what the girls wanted, then by God that was what we were. “I’ve got some other things to take care of first, but I expect to be there sometime Saturday.”Hawk ended the call and turned his attention to his wives. “Chipmunk, your grandfather’s been hurt. I need you and Brenda to start getting dressed while I awaken Andy. I want to make sure she’s fully cognizant before I tell her about Jason being injured.”In an almost panicked voice Maria demanded, “Is he OK?”“Sweets, I only know his leg was hurt in some kind of accident, and they’re flying him here to.