The boy started crying and sputtering in Russian.I understood him and snarled out, "Get up now or I'll slit you from belly to throat and let the anima...s have you." Please, don't kill me. I don't want to die!" he cried out and grabbed my leg sobbing as he clutched me.With disgust on my face, I lowered the shotgun and pressed it against the boy's left ear, "Let go of me you piece of shit!" No kill! Please no kill me!" he replied as he scrambled away."I should just kill you right now," I said as I. “These are two very sexy and attractive ladies” he thought to himself but what he said was... “Right, Katrina, if you are ready, and let me know when you are, I have to observe you m... “ Before he could finish his sentence Katrina had finished it for him.“You want me to MASTURBATE in front of you don’t you!” Katrina said it with such enthusiasm that it surprised and shocked her mother who cupped her mouth with both hands and said, “Oh gawd, Katrina!” She then looked at Mitchell with wide eyes. “We’ll have to cuddle in bed a lot to stay warm and dry,” she laughed.“You don’t know the half of it,” I said.A Long Time Ago: Stormy WeatherThe hazard of riding a bicycle across the country was weather. I was riding in the summer between my freshman and sophomore years in college, so at least I didn’t have to worry about snow. Everything else was on the table. The thing about weather is that it is always at its worst when you are unprepared.I was in North Central Pennsylvania following U.S.. The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange.Even the tellers stopped what they were doing!I mustered the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow.The last thing that I heard as the door closed behind me were the screams of laughterDuring one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students the following question:“Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to.